August 2012
person: *breathes*
me: you are so fucking annoying can you please CONTROL YOURSELF
melanoleuca:
remember that time Lilo got real hood real fast and beat that white girl’s ass
cat: meow
me: meow?
cat: meow meow
me: oh my lord. I speak cat.
xbostons:
what if every spider i’ve ever crushed thought it was like, living in my house with me the whole time and one day i just flew off the handle and murdered it. like it just thought we were hanging out together.
has every spider died while feeling a sense of betrayal.
literally everyone on here is on drugs
Every teenager with no concept of money: Im moving out as soon as I get the chance
ieatgokudera:
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
“Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?”
– Anne Shirley in Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery. (via quote-book)
“its just a fictional couple” i reminded myself while wiping away tears and hugging my pillow
