heathyr: I hate it when you just randomly get hit with crippling embarrassment over something you did years ago and you’re writhing with your hands over your face trying to tell the memory to go away omg shut the fuck up
I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once.– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via thirtysevenbrooks)
When i was a kid
petitedino: xthegiveristheshitx: mariamagana215: And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away. Now, 2121 is only 9 years away. I feel old. oh dear. 109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance.
0ceanic-w0nders: when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
why wear pants when you can just not wear pants
nosdrinker: WE’RE ALSO GONNA HAVE A SERIOUS TALK ABOUT THE JAPANESE SPIDER CRAB THERE IS NO REASON FOR THESE THINGS TO EXIST SHH NO DREAMS ONLY TEARS NOW
so my neighbors completely drunk out of his mind... →
funniest10k: him: baby you light up the world nobody does and you flip your hair i’m overwhelmed but when you look at the ground i can tell me: *screams out the window* IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO SING IT RIGHT THEN DON’T SING IT AT ALL him: woah where did that voice come from omg me: what the hell him: i think i’m hearing things me: him: me: him: me:go inside you dumbass him: okay thanks...
It’s like my fucking mail box doesn’t exist. NONE of my mail has arrived. I called the school and they are send my bill for the third, THIRD, time. I called the DMV and supposedly my letter was sent but the deadline was June 25 which was fucking Monday! SO now I have to wait till next week, go back and re-apply for my license all over again!!! Oh and my debit card was closed because my...
if you don’t fall in love with book characters when you’re reading then you’re doing it wrong
Things I say while driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
most-awkward-moments: i love how people on tumblr have rooms like and my rooms just kinda like You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.