February 2011
Reblog if you ride a unicorn to school everyday.
stfukattie:
maxinezombierose:
Obviously, I ride a unicorn to school everyday.
How else would I get to school? Walk?
I wasn’t aware you could get to school without riding your unicorn there?
this is stupid, obviously everyone that goes to school is gonna re-blog this.
i mean really guys?
So my family and I are eating dinner and there’s one peice of chicken left, I go to grab it…my mom takes it from my plate and gives it to my dad.
Me: uuumm…I was gunna eat that
Mom: Your dad has been working all day, you can have some of yesterdays left overs if you’re still hungry
Me: I’ve been at school all day….I’m tired too
Mom: Yes, but...
Your period
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw everybodys face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
Your boobs hurt
The positives
You’re not pregnant
Reblog if you're going to have a totally awesome...
In movies (It's too true NOT to reblog)
mycompromise:
When humans die:
When animals die:
When Dobby dies:
When it seems as though a bunch of plastic toys are going to die:
when parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
January 2011
jerberbaby:
dunker17:
mysecretlittleworld:
...
“It doesn’t matter what people tell you. It doesn’t matter what they might say....”
– Alice Hoffman, “Practical Magic” (via itookadeepbreath)
That Moment
When my boyfriend and I fight for no reason, I end up pouting on one end of the phone he ends up frustrated on the other. After a long pause one says I love you a bit of silence goes by and the other one will say I love you too. Then he’ll say something adorable and I’ll just sit there smiling thinking “What was I mad about again?”
Somehow our little bickers make me...
Watching Pretty in Pink<3
They see me rollin', they hatin'
fuckyeahlolthings:
AWWWWWW
The awkward moment when you see your ex with...
That awkward moment when you hear your voice...
monstrueuxx:
and you’re like. wtf? Ew, that’s what I sound like?
When you send a text to the wrong person...
iwontmakeitoutalive:
-glass-onion-:
Allthetime.
